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Perfectly decent story. Crisis moment. Hero is shanghai’ed by bad guys, dragged around behind his car, and shoved into the trunk.
Except.
Hero drives a 911.
That’s a rear-engine vehicle.
*sigh*

Actual conversation, the other day. I’ve been to England/Scotland (otherwise raised in the Deep South), while CP attended a Brit school as a kid. Makes for some odd culture-squishes, here and there, in the house conversations. I still don’t know how this one started, but I think it was thanks to CP’s trip to the [...]

Okay. I’m sure I can think of grosser stupider moments, but not at this exact second.
Two, three weeks ago, I had to refresh our stock o’ virgin olive oil. Turns out the bottle had a crack, so by the time I got home, the plastic bag had a thin ooze of oil. Great. I [...]

First, about a week ago:
CP: We have no halloween candy.
Me: So? Last year we had what, one toddler? Why buy candy?
CP: You know this means we’ll get trick-or-treaters this year.
Me: Fat chance.
Halloween night.
*doorbell rings*
Me: *painting foyer* Uh, is it halloween tonight?
Kids: Trick or treat!
Me: Uh. Would you like some paint, instead?
Kids: …
Me: …
CP: Told you [...]

Making progress with building pantry & pass-through for recyclables. Got a lot done today, and around 6pm, realized I was out of soda. Quick trip to corner for fountain soda as a treat… except that at the stop sign heading out of the neighborhood, I heard the oddest sound — somewhat like when the muffler’s [...]