Late at night, I’m watching videos, reading a book, pondering kitchen stuff, whatever. There’s a half-full pack of cookies sitting on my desk.
Me: I think I’ll have a cookie.
Sachi: *pronk*
Me: My cookie.
Sachi: *pronk*
Me: No.
Sachi: *pronk*
Me: Do you want to go out?
Sachi: *sits*
Me: Okay, let’s go out. *gets up*
Sachi: *doesn’t move*
Me: Hunh, okay, no out. *sits [...]